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Early in the school year Mr Routledge showed us how to write Haikus. They are Japanese in origin, with a strict syllabic structure. See if you can work out the structure from the poems below.

The following were collated by Oscar Hayward and Mr Routledge from work done by Remove SB.

The Death Knight
Massive hell-dark knights
Damned by Hades. Gods all,
Reapers of pure souls.

Edward Cooke
Exotic Fruits
Pineapples and grapes!
Tropical fruitfulness!
Bursting with juices

Grant McCallum

Trees
Swaying back and to
In the winter's bitter breeze
Stripped by the raw win

Melody Meacher-Jones

Pigs
Pigs are odorous
They're grotesque all night and day,
And a little bit porky

Jonathan Rodger
Dogs
God likes dogs so much
Spelt their name his own backwards
Holiness in hugs

Grant McCallum
Thunder
Spark! Flash! Blinding Light!
The deafening sound breaks the night
Then a young child cries

Francesca Quinn-Thomas
War
Tank shells are flying
Bullets tearing into skin,
Young children crying

Jason Brewer
Kagwa Huntsman
Kagwa huntsman looks
Through the bushes and the trees
With his spear at hand

Alex Sidery
Cats
Felines strolling 'long
Slinking by the dustbin's side.
Cats in the alley!

Francesca Quinn-Thomas
Cricket
Smacking, forward drive
Like a bullet from a gun
Magnificent four!

Marcus Torr
Sharks
Teeth like sharp coral,
Lurking in the depths of the sea,
Waiting to attack

Alex Sidery
Who?
They boss you around
And treat you like you are dirt!
That's teachers for you!

Sapphire Rees-Wilson
Teachers
The teachers from school
Are terrifyingly harsh
The're just too absurd

Marcus Torr
Light
I'm surrounded,
Surrounded by darkness black
Suddenly, pearl white

Alex Sidery
Netball
Passing and catching
While running in the cold
Jumping and scoring

Sapphire Rees-Wilson
My imaginary creature
Its fangs are razors
Annoyed of my existence
Grinding brittle bones

Jonathan Rodger
Insects
Paralysed with fear,
Of the deadly human feet,
Which terrorise bugs.

Thomas Wainwright
Owls
Hooting in the night,
Waking innocent people,
Then fleeting off home.

Caitlin Deering
The Night
Thinning demons haunt
A pearl shining in the sky,
All I see is dark

Jason Brewer
Graveyard spirits
Spirits rise from graves.
In the darkness at midnight,
And roam in moonlight

Thomas Wainwright
Murder
The knife shimmering
Then hoisted into the air.
Down it comes. Then blood.

Caitlin Deering
Basketball
He dunked the ball
Quickly, pivoting around
Spectacular shot

Ciaran Willis

The Haiku
Haikus are boring
Thomas Wainwright is snoring
Why did they applaud?

Timur Tamer

Harry Potter
Here at Hogwart's School
Harry Potter learns magic,
Made by Mrs Rowling

James Carr
Food
Fanomical food
Forces licking of your lips
Through fatanising

Ciaran Willis
Winter
Touched by Jack Frost
Giving amazing presents
Throwing balls of white

Timur Tamer

Crayons
Colourful crayons.
You can doodle and squiggle,
More fun than homework

James Carr

Best book
Universal best.
The Wisden Cricket bible
Read under covers

Glenn Coppack
Maths
Loathsome subtraction
Multiplication I snore
Tedious division

Tom Hargreaves
Mars
The red god of war
Has nothing but maroon dust
Lying in rigor.

Oscar Hayward
Sharks
Sharks swim through the waves
Quickly, sharply, silently.
Looking for a meal.

Glenn Coppack
Football
Soaring through the air
Everyone gazes and stares.
The goalie, vanquished!

Tom Hargreaves
The Oak Tree
The colossal oak
Waving in the gusty wind
With rusty brown leaves.

Oscar Hayward
Maths
Boring addition
Loathsome multiplication
Tedious division

Glenn Coppack
School
Some days school is fun,
But it can be quite mundane.
I never get my work done!

Hannah Phillips
Nebulae
Gaseous nebulae
Floating in the black sea; space,
Lights the void of cosmos.

Oscar Hayward
Spiders
Spiders sticky webs,
Sparkle and shimmer today,
In the morning sun.

Daniel Titmuss
Eel
The electric eel,
Feared by all of mankind.
Riding the icy sea.

Thomas Johansen
The Child
Crying in the streets
No one loves or cares for her,
Like a sun, snuffed out.

Oscar Hayward
Jaguars
Jaguars creeping,
Stealthily through undergrowth,
Killing antelope.

Daniel Titmuss
Skiing
His edges like knives,
Crunching the gates with annoyance,
Gliding through the course.

Thomas Johansen
Spiders
Webs of your labour
Shimmer in the dew and rain
Fabulously formed

Grant McCallum
Teaching This Lot
Monday, five past ten.
Sweat breaks out as I ponder
The next thirty five!


A Teacher
Teaching this lot (2)
Wonderful witty
Words, liven brilliant thoughtful
Ideas in class

A Teacher
Teaching this lot (3)
Don't work with children
Unless you want amazement
As a companion!

A Teacher
Me
I am amazing.
Knowledgeable as well-No?
Still better- I'm glam!

Hannah Phillips
Rivers
It flows glistening
In the summer rays of warmth
Twisting and winding

Melody Meacher-Jones
Bread
Fragranced greatness
Loafaliciously perfect!
Fantastic to eat

Grant McCallum

 

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